grinding glass into the face of a teenager

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Decided to travel back in time. After researching "Back to the Future" and "Superman" (one, not two, or three) I decided on the latter method. Moved all the crap away from the edges of my room and took a good run up. All I need to do now is achieve a speed faster than the turn of the earth and I will go back in time...because that's how it works. After 10 mins of serious running got a bit shagged out and took a rest. To fill the time until my energy returned I reset my scales to imperial measurement. No more grams for me!

Today's soup was tomato. I only eat tomato from now on. Fruity.

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Thursday,

Important day. I'm going to commit suicide on Facebook! I posted this up via the old mobile while warming up the spring veg on the spirit lamp. Some person called "Alex" (I can only assume a pseudo-name, sent me a message entitled "Hooray"). I can only assume there are more than one Richard Bennett/Blaze/Bongomonkey (delete as applicable) on Facebook. Also he seems unusually attracted to the word "C. U. Next Tuesday". Is this a John Landis reference?

I must concentrate and not get distracted. This is a pivotal point in my life and not to be under-estimated.

I got worried about the "milk" I have in my fridge. When does it become cheese and socially acceptable to eat it? I shall post an update and wait for the valued words of wisdom from friends.